❝ You must learn to let go. Release the stress. You were never in control anyway.
I nominate Laura Benanti for queen of everything
❝ Loving me will not be easy. Some days I will be a stuttering apology and you won’t know how to handle all the things I’ve done wrong.
I tried. So hard. To keep scrolling.
when you try to push up your glasses but forget you took them off so you just kinda hit your face
Rimsky-Korsakov’s description of woodwinds. Hilarious.
mango is a funny word
jESUS FUKCING CHRIS T
Notice how if we were to stop arguing about who’s right or wrong we could pretty much change the world.
How bra stores seem to think things work:
Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes. Training bras. You're 12, right?
C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.
Mathilde Froustey in Esmeralda
I can never not reblog this